Um, y’all make alot ‘a money or something?

“Hey girl, you got me licking my lips like…..DAYUM girl. Come on, we’re going on this date! I’m gonna show you what a real man’s like.”

(what even) Jeffery (via -whenigrowup-)

i am sach a perfect matchmakarh.

(via jeffreythestylist)

valerinaalove:

I love them ❤️

valerinaalove:

I love them ❤️

jeremaebehlendorf:

HAH JEFFERY

jeremaebehlendorf:

HAH JEFFERY

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

jeremaebehlendorf:

throwback to 2012

jeremaebehlendorf:

throwback to 2012

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

joeyjoe69:

looking through old messages likeimage

geist-no-zeit:

"you see that language over there?"

*points to language*

"i’m gonna speak it someday"